She used to call me 'Baby'
I thought she was such a lady
But my, how things have changed
Since time's moved on
I gave her my last dollar
And now all she'll do is holler
Oh, my life has become
A country song
I've learned she can resist me
By the way she always disses me
And comes to bed at night with that cold cream on
Sometimes I might feel frisky
But these days it's just too risky
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
That chew your ass out all day long
All day long
It goes on and on
If a tree fell in the forest
She didn't hear it
Would I still be wrong?
I guess I should admit it
She ain't ever gonna quit it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
That chew your ass out all day long
Spoken:
Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
God, you oughta see what's happened to her hiney
(Her what?) Her hiney
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on
(Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya
I used to roll her in the clover Mm-mm
But thank God those days are over
(Hallelujah)
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
That chew your ass out all day long
All day long
She goes on and on
If someday they drop the big one
I'd say,'Sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone!'
It's alright if we say it
'Cause the radio won't play it
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
That chew your ass out all day long
It's hard to kiss the lips at night
That chew your ass out all day long
Thanks to lyric_writer _109
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