Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
Was a really clumsy kid.
On the first day of first grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He tripped over a pencil box,
Flew up in the air,
Landed on a kangaroo
Who pulled out all his hair.
He needed first aid in the first grade,
First aid in the first grade,
First aid in the first grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
Was a really clumsy kid.
On the second say of second grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He slipped on a banana peel,
Flew up in the sky,
Landed on a chimpanzee
Who poked him in the eye.
He needed first aid in the second grade,
First aid in the second grade,
First aid in the second grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
Was a really clumsy kid.
On the third day of third grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He fell out of a fishing boat,
Splashed into the sea,
Landed on a moray eel
Who bit him on the knee.
He needed first aid in the third grade,
First aid in the third grade,
First aid in the third grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
Mr. Asparagus: "Twelfth grade!"
Now, Billy Joe McGuffrey
Was a really clumsy kid.
On the twelfth day of twelfth grade
I'll tell you what he did.
He walked into financial aid,
Fell and broke a bone,
Showed them all his bills
And got a great big college loan.
He needed first aid in the twelfth grade,
First aid in the twelfth grade,
First aid in the twelfth grade.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid.
You could buy a zoo with all the doctor bills he paid!
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