"I got two things to tell you 'bout my girl
Two things to tell you 'bout my girl
One, leave her alone
Two, leave her alone
'Cause if you don't
They'll be looking for your bones
And I might be stuck in a cell
But you'll be burnin' in hell
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'Cause I'm a jealous man
With my jealous plans and my
Jealous hands that bring me down
Jealous man
I got two to tell you things to tell about these bars
Two things to tell you about these bars
One, they leave me alone
Two, I'd sure like to go home
(Chorus)
I got two things to tell you about this rope
Two things to tell you about this rope
One, it's gonna help me cope
Two, ain't got no more hope
So I'm forming a noose
'Cause I got to cut loose
(Chorus)
When the guard opened the door
My feet weren't touching the floor
And I ain't jealous no more
Cut me down bury me
'Cause I'm jealous"
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