Here comes Big Daddy C. and his cronies
New York City, all the pop star baloney
(Hey, ho, hey, ho)
Attention! Top models and Brits to the restroom
Three, four to a stall, sucking like a vacuum
Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.
With his friends of P.
Slides in the room indiscreet
Blows out so casually
Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?
Where's the Big Daddy?
(Who the hell is P. anyway?)
Oh, lookin' for Haysus, out on a mission
Treasure maps, secret knocks, use your discretion
(Hey, ho, hey, ho)
It's up and at 'em; time for one more disco
Got cha Roebucks on, and you're incognito
(Hey, ho, hey, ho)
Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.
With his friends of P.
Slides in the room indiscreet
Blows out so casually
Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?
Where's the Big Daddy?
Faster, faster, faster than you ever wanted to go (you ever wanted to go)
Faster, faster, faster than you ever needed to know (you ever needed to know)
Faster, faster, faster than you ever wanted to go (you ever wanted to go)
Faster, faster, faster than you ever needed to know (you ever needed to know)
(Hey, ho, hey, ho)
Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.
With his friends of P.
Slides in the room indiscreet
Blows out so casually
Hey, where's Big Daddy C.?
Where's the Big Daddy?
Hey, here comes Big Daddy C.
Here comes Big Daddy C.
(Big Daddy C., Big Daddy C.)
Hey, here comes Big Daddy C. with his friends of P.
(Big Daddy C., Big Daddy C.)
Hey, where's the Big Daddy C.?
(Hey, Big Daddy C.)
Where's the Big Daddy C.?
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