[Kermit]
Ladies and Gentlemen, Its The Muppet Show!
[Muppets]
Its time to play the music
Its time to light the lights
Its time to meet the muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
Its time put on makeup
Its time to dress up right
Its time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight
[Old Men]
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
Its like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
[Muppets]
But now its getting started
Why don't you get things started?
Its time to get things started
On the most sensantional
Inspirational
Celebrational
Muppet-ational
This is what we call The Muppet Show!
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