My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't, I wish that you were mine
I wish that my heart was stronger
My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't, I wish we had more time
Wish that my world was softer
And I want a helicopter
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure
If I had a helicopter
This telephone's out of use
I wish it wasn't, I wish you loved me more
I wish that your world was closer
This telephone's out of use
I wish somebody would take me to your door
I wish that this world was finer
And I want an ocean liner
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure
If I had an ocean liner
My piano's out of tune
I wish it wasn't, I wish we had more time
Wish that my world was softer
And I want a helicopter
I want a helicopter
I've had this feeling before
My heart is crawling in the mud, mud, mud
I'd feel much better I'm sure
If I had a helicopter
If I had a helicopter
(I've had this) crawling in the mud, mud, mud
(My heart is) crawling in the mud, mud, mud
(I'd feel much) crawling in the mud, mud, mud
Mud, mud, mud, mud, mud
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