He'll do just about anything to get that bit of glory
He'll go out with his lads to make that headline story
The normal man in the clubhave no nees to worry
He'll make his name oh so quick make it in a hurry
Jack Jack Jack the lad they say he's mean
they say he's bad, Jack Jack Jack the lad
Do a shop and make it bold better still rob the old
He'll go in and rob teh till and make sure they'll
never get The Bill
A petty their, always been, never miss a chance you see
Be so hard and very cool never realised that he's just a fool
He's the type to rob your nan of the local paper
Goes out drinking with the boys and brags about his caper
Doesn't realise that he's a clown
I bet he's just one poor man
Due to spend the rest of his life
Wasting in the can
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