hey - it's a sellout hey - let me welcome you ladies and gentlemen
i would like to say hello
are you ready for some entertainment?
are you ready for a show?
gonna rock you gonna roll you get you dancing in the aisles
jazz you razzmatazz you... with a little bit of style
c'mon let me entertain you let me entertain you
let me entertain you let me entertain you
i've come here to sell you my body
I can show you some good merchandise
i'll pull you and I'll pill you i'll cruela-de-ville you
and to thrill you I'll use any device
we'll give you crazy performance we'll give you grounds for divorce
we'll give you piece de resistance and a tour de force of course
we found the right location we got a lot of pretty lights
the sound and amplification
listen hey if you need a fix if you want a high
stickells see to that with M.J.J.P. we gonna show you where it's at
so c'mon Let me entertain you let me entertain you
let me entertain you let me entertain you
just take a look at the menu we give you rock a la carte
we'll breakfast at tiffany's
we'll sing to you in japanese
we're only here to entertain you
if you want to see some action you get nothing but the best
the S and M attraction we've got the pleasure chest
chicago down to new orleans we get you on the line
if you dig the new york scene we'll have a son of a bitch of a time
c'mon let me entertain let me entertain let me entertain u 2night
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