How I Spent My Vacation lyrics

i was on vacation, looking at the birdies
than i spied upon a showering naked lady
she must have been really dirty
she washed for what seemed like an eternity

i swear i could see everything!
lather rinse repeat, spread those cheeks
won't you come watch birds with me
you may see some nudity!

i was on vacation, looking at the birdies
than i came upon some topless bathing beauties
their milky white boobs bounced in the sun
who says bird watching isn't fun?

i couldn't quite see everything
but i got to see some tits
won't you come watch birds with me
you may see some nudity!