I fucked 17 girls in a row last night and 10 of them gave me head
I hit the team tomato on a dollar bill to clean the wet spot off the bed, yes I did
The very next day I told the guys, but then they all said that's all lies
Gotta admit I was a little peeved, Stix and Lexxi wouldn't believe
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row, you dirty hoe
I banged 17 girls in a grocery store and never lost my erection, no
They had to mop all sperm in aisle 3 and some poop in the fruit sec-sec-section, stinky
When I told the boys in the band they said motherfucker, you're out of your fucking head
I don't lie about the girls I screw, they're just so jealous 'cause they know it's true
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row, yes I, yes I did
17 girls in a row
17 girls, I shoot my place in every hole
17 girls in a row
When I was done, they were begging for more
I fucked 17 girls at the trailer bar down in Memphis, Tennessee
I whipped out my dick and they got on their knees, like they were all getting ready to beg
Wham to the bam to the thank you man, then I praised the Lord like Billy Graham
Hell, maybe we're gonna go, but when we get there I'm pretty sure the Devil will know
I fucked 17
17 girls in a row
Sweet, young, juicy pussy
I fucked 17 girls in a row
Hop on that cameltoe
I fucked 17 girls in a row
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