Well I just don’t understand it
Things just never go my way
My mum’s only got one kid and she still forgot my
birthday
Well I just don’t understand it
All my friends make so much cash
They’re all kicking ass and I’m still collecting trash
I know the sun is out today, but it always seems to
rain at my place
I know that luck won’t come, I just slipped on a black
cat and broke the mirror in the hallway
I know that I should wish you well, you won the
lottery but that don’t do shit for me
I know that that nothing’s going my way, I’m
positively negative and looking for a lucky break
Well I just can’t understand it
My car’s always getting smashed
But I’m scared to take the train cause I’m only gonna
get bashed
Well I just can’t comprehend it
Chicks just never look my way
The only chance to get into their pants is to start
wearing lingerie
I‘m positively negative
I‘m positively negative
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