What an arsehole
What a fucking wanker
What a toss pot, a toe rag, a fart in a jar.
I've been dreaming
A dream that keeps recurring
I turn the corner, you're there, it turns into a nightmare, I wake with a shout.
I'm an arsehole
I'm a fucking wanker
'Cause I can't get the grips with what the fuck you're about.
I'm an arsehole
I'm a fucking wanker
I'm a toss pot (Bastard!) a toe rag (Fuckwhit!) a fart in a jar.
We're all arseholes
We're a bunch of wankers
We're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar
You're all arseholes
You're a bunch of wankers
You're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Wetwipes!) farts in a jar
We're all arseholes
We're a bunch of wankers
We're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Gobshites!) farts in a jar
You're all arseholes
You're a bunch of wankers
You're a bunch of toss pots (Fuckwhits!) toe rags (Wetwipes!) farts in a jar
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