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They're coming out with the movie version of my life
Based on the novel that shouldn't have been written either
I called them up and asked to meet the director
To see who would play me and he said
We talked about actors but thought instead
"That playing yourself might lend some cred"
All the time I'm trying to halt the production
Apparently one day (long ago) I gave them all my permission
If That's the case let's hammer some details
Remember I already sold them once
I don't do nude scenes or my own stunts
The features a failure on all fronts
Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway
And on and on we argued..
After all that the thing was banned
To try and drum up the popular demand
Ask the director where I should stand
Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway
Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway
Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
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