Horse Outside lyrics

i,m at amandas weddin
in a church on thomas street
i'm lookin at the bridsmaid
and she's lookin back at me
and when the sevice ends
ask her if she wants a lift
a back to the hotel, and if it goes well
finger and a shift

she says fitzy drives a mitizy
and he offered me a spin
enda hava a honda
so i might just go with him
and darragh gibney said he'd bring me
in his subaru
so what the Fuck would make you think
i'd wanna go with you.



i said Fuck you're honda civic
i've a horse outside
Fuck you're subaru
i have a horse outside
and Fuck you're mitsubishi
i've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride
i've a horse outside



she said i don't believe ya
i said its Fuckin true
i swapped him for a bag of yokes
in 1992
and i don't need insurance
i don't need no parking space
and if you try to clamp my horse
he'll kick you in the face

i don't pay no tax
Fuck nct
you'll arrive in style
if you ride with me
and the boys are walkin over
jingling their keys
i look the Fuckers up and down
and give them one of these



i said Fuck you're honda civic
i've a horse outside
Fuck you're subaru
i have a horse outside
and Fuck you're mitsubishi
i've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride
i've a horse outside



giddy up now baby
bless my soul
i rode the Fucker round the field
back since he was a foal
he runs a bit like shergar
and he jumps like tir na nog
he looks like billie piper
after half an ounce of coke

and the boys are lookin jealous
as i lead yer wan away
just before i close the door
i look at her and say
would you be my girl
and she says, i will a course
if you grab me by the pony tail
and ride me like a horse



ya Fuck you're honda civic
i've a horse outside
Fuck you're subaru
i have a horse outside
Fuck you're mitsubishi
i've a horse outside
if you're lookin for a ride
i've a horse outside