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She don't wear no dress and she don't wear no tie
Always on the ball, she's always on stride
Strutting up the aisles, big deal you get to fly
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, don't wanna complain
You get to me, you're always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, you don't wear no tie
Cause you ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says "Thank you very much for not smoking"
My own sign says "I'm sorry I'm smoking"
Don't treat me special or don't kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat 'em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintanence engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
A reunion flight attendent my oh my
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
You ain't nothing but a waitress in the sky
Ohhhh
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