someone please save us,
us collage kids!
what my parents told me
is what i did
they said go to school and
be a collage kid
but in the end
i questioned why i did
i'm poor, i'm starving, i'm flat broke
i've got no cash to spend
sell all my books for front row tickets
to dave matthews band
my girlfriends at another school
i know this year will test her
i called, found out she had three other boyfrieds last semester
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and that's why i say
oh no! not for me not for me
call it torture call it university
no! arts and crafts is all i need
i'll take calligraphy and
then ill make a fake degree
80 grand later i found out
that all that i had learned
is that you should show up to
take your finals and your midterms
the party scene is kinda mean
i think it's sick and twisted
the navy showed up at my dorm
and clamed that i enlisted
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don't get excited she'll say 'no'
without a doubt you see
and i've decided college girls
just won't go out with me
they make me nervous and they
allways catch me off my guard
like cell phone service
i drop out cause college is to hard
it's time to call my father
cause it's his alma mater
good grades arn't what they seem
i think he knows the dean
it's time to call my father
cause it's his alma mater
he said he's proud of me
but college always was his dream
and i would always say it's not for me
(repeat chorus)
phi, beta, delta, kappa
do what will make you happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
do what will make God happy
do what you feel is right
only but one thing matters
learn how to live your life
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