I never, never wanted to get to close
because I didn't want you drinking my scotch
And I know you're in the pub and a'sitting all alone
but I really don't give a fuck
I never, never wanted to get to close
because I'll never have you drinking my scotch
I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch
And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me
And I know you were only after my whiskey
And I know you were itching to get to see what's under my kilt
And I know you're not even a Scottish bitch
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And I know you never, never wanted to drink with me
And I know you were only after my whiskey
And I know you were itching to get to see what's under my kilt
And I know you're not even a Scottish bitch
I never, never wanted to get to close
because I'll never want you drinking my scotch
And I know you're in the pub and a'sitting all alone
but I really don't give a fuck
I never, never wanted to get to close
because I'll never want you drinking my scotch
I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I'm just another like you that loves scotch whiskey
I guess I'm just another like you that loves s-c-o-t-c-h whiskey (scotch!)
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