Felt a pang late one afternoon
I was fishin' off Muir beach
With Larry LaLonde
And I started to chew
Grabbed a tuna salad sandwich
Pretty soon Ler's yellin
I was just a little pup
Fish on. Fish on
And it was derby day
Out in San Pablo bay
And my orange life vest
Was dad and me and Darrell
Taco flavored Doritos
On twenty-pound test
Dad caught a hundred pound sturgeon
Now he fought that fish for an hour
And a half
And he grabbed for the gaff
Darrell'd say "Jump ya sons a bitch!"
When we got him in the boat
He measured six feet long
To write a song called
I was so danged impressed I had
Fish on
T'was a bright and sunny day
Fishin' shark and stingray
It was me and Todd Huth
Out of Bohuas Lagoon
Blued and tattooed
Looks like I got me one of them
Well hey, hey, hey I'll be screwed,
Fish on. Fish on.
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