Tell automatic slim
Tell razor-totin’ jim
Tell butcher-knife-totin’ annie
Tell fast-talkin’ fannie
We’re gonna pitch a ball
Down to the union hall
We’re gonna romp and trump ’til midnight
We’re gonna fuss and fight ’til daylight
We’re gonna get your wang dang doodle all night long
Tell cooda-crawlin’ ray
To tell abyssinia ned
To tell old pistol pete
To tell everybody he meets
Tonight we need no rest
We’re gonna really throw a mess
We’re gonna knock down all the windows
We’re gonna kick down all the doors
We’re gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long x4
Tell fats and washboard sam
Everybody gonna jam
Tell shaking boxcar joe
We got sawdust on the floor
Not tell peggy and collin dine
We’re gonna have a heck of a time
Now when the fish scent fills the air
There’ll be snuff juice everywhere
We’re gonna pitch a wang dang doodle all night long
All night long...
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