I was down the local disco getting' off with this girl., things were going really good, going really well.
We was alone in a corner kissing and then I heard, this bloke come up behind me and say:" Oi, thats my fucking bird!! "
Down the local disco eyeing-up some skirt, she was giving-it all that, god she was a flirt.
She came up to me and said: "Do you wanna dance?"
Well I thought this is it I'm in here with a chance.
Then this bloody great big geezer said, " 'ere mate thats my girl"
Well I didn't want no trouble, so I run like bloody hell.
Run like hell, run like hell.
Alone at a party pissed out of me head, well I don't know how I get there but I ended up in bed.
When I woke up in the morning I was alone no more, but as I was getting dressed her boyfriend came in thru the door.
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