I Have No Sister lyrics

I never had a sister that you didn't likeYou had three ugly brothersbut still turned out all right, yeahI never had a girlfriend longer than three monthsyou never had a boyfriendbut married on a hunchso let's ride bikes into the seaand catch a bus outside the reefdrive so deep that we can seethinks that we have to get offthe bus driver laughs and he shakes his headsays, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"you're uneasy and you say you're scaredand if I die at least you'll die tooI never had a sister but you, you look swellwearing your matching shorts as often as the mail comesyou look like Audrey Hepburnwhen you get all dressed upI have seen all your movies 'cause Audrey's a stone foxso let's ride bikes into the seaand catch a bus outside the reefdrive so deep where we can seethinks that we have to get offThe bus driver laughs and he shakes his headsays, "You're okay, I drive this route everyday"you're uneasy and you say you're scaredand if I die
at least you'll die too