I've heard all the stories, the failure and glories I haven't had either.
Boast and toast I'm the best and I'm a mess. I know I'm not neither. Thought
I was down as far as any man could go, thought my highs were giant size. I
know now that's not so. I know you heard, know you heard, know you heard,
don't believe a word, not a wrod, one word. It's been overblown, the truth
should be known 'til now I couldn't see. Put my cards on the table while I'm
still able, I guess I really don't know how to party. It's blown out of whack,
the truth is what's lacking, 'til now I couldn't see. The long and the short
I'd like to report, I guess I really don't know how to party. Really don't by
any shape or form. Whether straight up in the sunshine or passed out in the
storm don't know how but now I know I don't will it help me out? No, it
probably won't. Ten nine ain't no hero number one at bad behavior. Five, four,
three, two, what? not zero. Don't go counting on a savior. I was playing it
safe when I'd fall on my face. Entertainment was what I was after, harmless
fun, no damage done. I was out and about for the laughter. Thought I was some-
thing really something no one was gonna touch. Ace in the place, kingpin of
sin I didn't know too much. Don't believe everything you've heard, don't
believe a solitary word. It's been overblown, the truth should be known, 'til
now I couldn't see. Put my cards on the table while I'm still able I guess I
really don't know how to party. Really don't by any shape and form. Whether
straight up in the sunshine or passed out in a storm, don't know how but now I
know I don't. Will it help me out, no it probably won't. I don't have a notion
and I don't have a clue, an iota or an inkling where to start or waht to do.
The foggiest, the faintest, the slightest I ain't got. Will it help me out?
Nah, probably not.
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