(Mickey Avalon)
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Your dick went straight to DVD
(Andre Legacy)
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Your dick look like a little kid's
My dick large like the Chargers, the whole team
Your shit look like you're 14
(Dirt Nasty)
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Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick: so hot its stolen
Your shit look like Gary Coleman
(Mickey Avalon)
My dick pink and big
Your dick stinks like shit
My dick got a Caesar do
Your dick needs a tweezer dude
(Andre Legacy)
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Your dick look like 2 fries
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Your dick half-staff; it needs work
(Dirt Nasty)
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Your dick sits there with dunce cap
My dick VIP
Your shit needs ID
(All)
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus
(Mickey Avalon)
My dick need no introduction
Your dick don't even function
(Andre Legacy)
My dick serve the whole luncheon
Your dick, it look like a munchkin
(Dirty Nasty)
My dick size of a pumpkin
Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin
(Mickey Avalon)
My dick good good lovin'
Your dick good for nothin'
(Andre Legacy)
My dick benchpress 350
Your dick couldn't shoplift at thrifty
(Dirt Nasty)
My dick pretty damn skippy
Your dick hungry as a hippy
(Mickey Avalon)
My dick don't fit down the chimney
Your dick is like a kid from the Phillippines
(Andre Legacy)
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Your dick broken vending machine
(Dirt Nasty)
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Your dick farts and queefs
(Mickey Avalon)
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Your dick got touched by your uncle
(Andre Legacy)
My dick goes to yoga
Your dick fruit roll-up
(Dirt Nasty)
My dick Grade A beef
Your dick Made a geek
(Mickey Avalon)
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Your dick: quick and painless
(Andre Legacy)
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Your dick loves Fred
(All)
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus
Its time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
DS is the best in the business
PS- we got dicks like Jesus
Dicks like Jesus
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