(Martin Solveig)
Ladies and gentlemen, believe me.
Tonight is a really special occasion to share a story.
(Hu hu) I'm gonna tell you the story of Mr. President.
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your attention.
I'm talking about Mr. President.
Ah, Mr. President ! Oh, Mr. President !
[Organ solo]
Mr. President was adored, why did people give him attention
Love and adultion ? I don't know, I wondered.
[Sax solo]
One day, Mr. President took the elevator.
He saw the destruction & he stared motion this, stroked by loveliness.
The elevator's door slumbered and killed Mr. President.
Ah, Mr. President ! Oh, Mr. President !
I'm so desperate, he was such a lovely cat. Ha ha ha ha !
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