Photographic duchess,Cousin of the queenI've been infatuated duchess
Since I knew you had the queen It's the way you move in castle grounds
You're the cousin of the queen for Christ's sake Duchess I will like you
And that says a lot for meI'd like you even better duchessIf she died
and you were queen Regal by appointmentRelation to the queenI thought
you were attractive duchessBut the clinched it all for me It's the way
you move in castle groundsYou're the cousin of the queen for Christ's
sake Duchess I will like youAnd that says a lot for meI'd like you even
better duchessIf she died and you were queen Sometimes you're here at my
sideAnd sometimes you travel in timeI don't believe that wherever you
travelYou'd get an assistant like mine Sometimes you're here at my side
And sometimes you travel in timeI don't believe that wherever you travel
You'd get an assistant like mine Duchess I will like youAnd that says a
lot for meI'd like you even better duchessIf she died and you were queen
Duchess I will like youAnd that says a lot for meI'd like you even
better duchessIf she died and you were queen
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