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20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade
Fake royalty second hand sequin facade
Limited face paint and dyed black quaff
Overweight and out of date
Oh well
American trilogy in Lancashire pottery
American trilogy in Lancashire pottery
Is so fucking funny, don't you know
Is so fucking funny, don't you know
All American trilogy in used up cars and bottled beer
All American trilogy the future's dead, fundamentally
It's so fucking funny, it's absurd
It's so fucking funny, it's absurd
20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade
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