All they got down here is liberty,
Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay,
He ain't seen nuthin' there but silicone,
I called her mommy up the ozone way,
She wouldn't put her on the telephone,
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Why won't she see me,
She's not looking well,
Some girls just like to push their luck..
Until they wind up.. DOA, DOA, DOA
I paid a visit to a Dr.J,
He thought it might have been her chromosome,
So he put blue jeans in her DNA,
I guess that's why she's not coming home,
Spend all my money on her luxuries,
I guess I'll need a bigger salary,
Her lonely life is such a mystery,
I keep her picture in my gallery, ya!
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Talked to her brother down in Frisco Bay,
He ain't seen nuthin' there but silicone,
I called her mommy up on ozone way,
She wouldn't put her on the telephone,
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