So you've got a new girl, better tell us all about her
Well, we met at...
We were thinking of lascivious detail
Well, she's a little like
Tendon-slash dimension-crash entropica
Cryogen magenta kevlar ebola
Still there's more and when we try to specify
It's not so easy
And there's emotional concern for how
In gentle moments that's when she's a sharing, caring
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Wave equation beta radiation cream
Quadrophonic gin-and-tonic fever dream
Cell-disrupting will-corrupting vertigo
Exponential existential horror show
What about the way they say she treats you?
Jealous friends - wasn't true
Do you see a way to gain some control?
Shiver fits when it's cold
And does zero times she calls me back refine my soul?
My girlfriend's got Sodium Laureth Sulf
Sodium Laureth Sulfate hair
My girlfriend's got Sodium Laureth Sulf
Sodium Laureth Sulfate hair
My girlfriend's got Sodium Laureth Sulf
Sodium Laureth Sulfate hair
My girlfriend's got Sodium Laureth Sulf
Sodium Laureth Sulfate hair
My girlfriend
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