She only smoked weed so she'd like what's been on mtv
At least that's what she found
She could kiss while she shelled oysters
In her boyfriend's big open gob now that made me frown
Have you ever been to New Orleans
Yes but I might as well have been a long way down
He holds his head as if he's eggbound
He holds his head as if he's eggbound
She's not averse to forgetting her purse
Especially when there's beer around
She'd lick the ground
She not only likes that John Smith shite
Her favourite though is Sunny Delight
Now that's eggbound
She went away to find herself
She lost her mind but found some shorts
She's lucky like that
She went to see that band Black Grape
She took something and it went pear-shaped
That's a long way down
She holds her head as if she's eggbound
She holds her head as if she's eggbound
She holds her head as if she's eggbound
She holds her head as if she's eggbound
She only smoked weed so she'd like what's been on mtv
At least that's what she found
She could kiss while she shelled oysters
In her boyfriend's big open gob now that made me frown
Have you ever been to New Orleans
Yes but I might as well have been it's been a long way down
It's a long way down
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