She broke up with me two days later i think she met
her don juan in italy she has a new man i have a new
mustache now all my friends are gonna call me
mountain man and everyone will think that i'm a
stupid drifter to walk the earth alone i'll never
shave again on the night she left me facial hair grew
miraculously i dressed in black like johnny cash and
grew this beard of shame i've heard it said she looks
a lot like sherilyn fenn and sometimes i'm mistaken
for billy gibbons i may appear wise but i'm an idiot
it's over she left me and she will soon forget me she
found out i was lame i grew a beard of shame come
all be faithful joyful and triumphant i am a new man
i have a beard of shame
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