I’m just a waitress
The food here is tasteless
I’m not your private wench
So please excuse my French
Medium to rare
Want to stick it up your …
Ask me to get for some water
For your difficult daughter
(Repeat verse 1)
Our special for the evening
Is viehyssoise
A creamy leek potato soup
Killed the cockroach in the kitchen
Nearly part of the meal your eating
You better be nice to me
I’ll spit in your coffee
I’ll spit in your tea.
‘Cause I’m just a waitress
My name’s on the shift list
I’m smiling ‘cause it pays
I cry on my off days
A Cabernet Sauvignon
A nice Moët Chandon
Everything is always my fault
When the kitchen’s closed
When the soup is cold
Lipstick mark on the coffee cup
When the music sucks
When the bread is old
I’m just a waitress
My name’s on the shift list (x2)
I’m smiling ‘cause it pays
I cry on my off days
I’m just a waitress
I’ve been here for three years
I’m still waiting
I’m still waiting.
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