Take a look at your eyes they're bloody mental
Swelled to the size of the Lincoln Continental
A bag of pills and a pack of ugly menthols
And I can tell by your teeth you've had a good life
You can take my temperature
I got a 2 on 1 to be hip hey, hey, hey, hey
You can take my temperature
'Coz I'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here
You said your sister, she stumbled to a party
Because the someone you like was at the party
You fell asleep on the coach before it started
And I can tell by the coach this is a nice place
You can take my temperature
I got a 2 on 1 to be hip hey, hey, hey, hey
You can take my temperature
'Coz I'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here
And now you tell me you've gone south for the winter
And I can count my friends upon my fingers
My hands are cold and I cannot feel ma fingers
And I can tell by your tan your pretty healthy
You can take my temperature
I got a 2 on 1 to be hip hey, hey, hey, hey
You can take my temperature
'Coz I'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here
You should take my temperature
I got a 2 on 1 to be hip hey, hey, hey
And you can take my temperature
'Coz I'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here
You can take my temperature
I got a 2 on 1 to be hip hey, hey, hey, hey
You can take my temperature
'Coz I'm a hundred degrees in the shade over here
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