Don't say anything darling, just smile
Say something sweetly
But carry a big gun
Try stylish but sexy
And marry a rich man
'Cause it's the art of being a girl
Spill on me like water
There's no mess, it's not yours
'Cause it's the art of being a girl
Yes it's the art of being a girl
Use teardrops gently
But always get your way
'Cause it's the art of being a girl
Yes it's the art of being a girl
Don't say anything darling, just smile
You won't worry honey, you won't even get a chance to talk
Yeah, right
Hiummmthis is room 207
I need an order ofumlet's see
Scrambled eggsnotnot runnynot with the albuben in it
Ah just ahalbumen I don't I guess scrambled eggs hard
So and then I want a pot of decafe coffee, and a pot of regular coffee
And in the decafe coffee, can you put a shot of decafe espresso in the decafe coffee?
And give me lots of extra half-and-half please
No a shot ofyeah, a shot ofof of of espresso, but decafe espresso in the decafe
And I want them both smallsize small
Yeah, and regularye ye yeah, regular coffee too
Ok thanks, yeah
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