She said "Sir, do you need the instruction manual?"
"Well no ma'am, there's no job I can't handle"
It don't matter to me if it's high or low tech
[Chorus]
I'm a hands on man
I like to touch it
I'm a hands on man
I like the feel of it
Let my fingers linger on it
Just as long as I can
You gonna love me
I'm a hands on man
Now let's look it here
And see what we got
Is it running to cold
Or is it running to hot
Well let me tinker with this a little
And fiddle with that
I'll have this baby purring in nothing flat
[Chorus]
Well, if it needs adjustin'
I'll adjust it just right
Well you can call me up ma'am
Mornin noon and night
If somethin' needs a tightin'
Or somethin' needs a loosin'
Well, I got all the tools
And I know how to use 'em
[Chorus: x 2]
(Talking)
Oh, I like to touch it
Um, I like the feel of it too
You know I'm a certified, qualified technician
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