So there you are, your sitting there just kinda chilling
A richie boy, you look a little bit like Dillan
The 90210 bitch with the funny hair
So I'ma change a few things around here and there
Start with your eyes, I pluck them both out your head
And pull your balls out your sac and stick them there instead
Then I snap off your toes
And stick them in your nose
And pull the hair out your head until your skull shows
You're almost ready, gotta fix ya for the show tonight
But your lips, man to me, they just don't look right
They could be a little fatter, even more
So fucking fat that your lip is dragging on the floor
Tie your tongue into a knot and stretch it out
And tack a sign on it telling what you're all about
Set you up cause now your ready, so open up the door
Cause at the House of Wonders, you're the freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
Come on in, chicky, wow!!
Ain't you a pretty?
I think I'll start with the silicone that's in your titty
I pull it out, put it in your forehead and cheek
So now you look like the elephant bitch freak
Don't try to run, chicky poo, I'm just getting started
I beat your head in with a brick until you're half-retarded
Remember the ugly girl you laughed at at the prom?
Don't try to laugh now, bitch, you look like her mom
You can't understand but it's you they staring at
I stuff you full of chilli cheese dogs and make you fat
Then I strech your fucking lips and stick them in your ear
So all that evil shit you talk, only you can hear
I shave you bald and glue your titty on the top
Then I spin ya on your nipple until you drop
Hey!! Almost ready, Jumpsteady?
Open the door
Cause at the House of Wonders you're the freak show
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
So there you are...Oh my God!!...So there you
are...oh-oh-oh my God!!...So there you are...oh my
God!!...So there you are...oh my...So there you are...
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
Carnival thrills
Carnival chills
Carnival excites you, carnival kills
Ahhh!! Ooooh!! Ahhh!! Oh!!
Another freak show from the juggalugalo
So there you are
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