I'll look at a graveyard while I'm in the shower and I,
I'll sing my songs
But not in the morning, when the water is boiling,
Late, late at night, and I'll think to myself,
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
And I say son, you're looking at one.
Then there's my dad, he jokes about the times
That he's had back when he was a hippie,
And how the relatives changed their names
Just to seem more American.
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
My dad he said son, you're looking at one
Hey hey hey hey hey hey you put it away
Hey hey hey we'll start today
Whatever happened to the Brooklyn Dodgers?
Whatever happened to me?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
Do they just go to LA?
Whatever happened to all the New York gentlemen?
And I say son, you're looking at one, you're looking at one.
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