Dear Diary,
I was standing in a bus stop today,
and they must have known I wanted to be a model,
so I'm gonna call them tomorrow.
Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos.
The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend.
That's why I'm writing.....you see, I went to see....
Hey, wow, what's going on up there?
Did you have dinner yet?
Who wants dinner when you can get a god damn
good dick up your ass? (laugh)
Oh, I need you girl.
Huh?
Oh, I need you girl.
You need me, boy?
Yeah, yeah....I need you too.
Huh?
I need you too, baby.....
Dear Diary,
I can't write alot.
Johnnie's in the bathroom.
I met him in Shasta tonight, and he's just incredible.
He's got this long, straight black hair,
and he wears all this silver jewlery, velvet pants, black boots, etc.
(kids singing)
I love your big muscles.
It's a lickable pussy.
Hi baby, how you doing?
Well, all y'all want some pussy?
Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it.
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