We are siamese if you please.
We are siamese if u dont please.
We are former residents of Siam.
There is no finer cat than I am.
Do you see that thing swiming round and round?
Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown.
If we sneaking up opon it carefully,
there will be a head for you and a tail for me.
We are siamese if you please.
We are siamese if u dont please.
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.
Meow... (laughter)
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Do you hear what I hear, a baby cry.
Where we finding baby there is milk nearby.
And if we look in baby buggy there could be,
plenty of milk for you, and also some for me.
Rrrrrr, (Whoo)
We are siamese if you please.
We are siamese if u dont please.
Now we're looking over our new domicile
If we like we stay for maybe quite a while.
We are siamese if you please.
We are siamese if u dont please.
We are former residents of Siam.
There is no finer cat than I am.
(No I am)
There is no finer cat than I am.
(NO I AM!)
There are no finer cats than we am.
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