I was born with something obscure
A genital problem with only one cure
My parents decided to keep them intact
In dreams I'd be in a freak show act
My first job was at the county fair
People came to point and stare
They all thought it was a fucking trick
That I had both a cunt, and a dick
Born with both
The hermaphrodite
Born my own mate, no use for a date
Blessed with two, I don't need you
It's time to start a family
I'll be both mommy and daddy
I'll bend my cock and stick it in
I know that it is selfish
But what I hope to see:
To see it born special - special just like me
Born with both
The hermaphrodite
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