Hello sailor, buy you a drink
Hello sailor, tell me what do think
How was the big beach, how was the sand
Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan
How does it feel to be back on American soil
Hearing no blood for oil
Hello sailor, tell me what do you think
Hello sailor, will we get him next week
How does it feel to be hated and loved back home
I'm telling you that you should have known
That I'm a little despot, short and stout
Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control
When you tick me off, then the bullets fly out
Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Hello sailor
Hello sailor, buy you a smoke
Hello sailor, can I tell you a joke
Knock knock who's there
No I'm just happy to see you
It'll be a hundred if you come
Hello sailor, tell me how does it feel
Hello sailor, to be fighting for real
Sailor they got you coming and going
Sailor look out cause your pussy is showing
How does it feel to be back on American soil
Hearing no blood for oil
I'm a little prostitute, I put and sell
Here come the market monkeys with their little Fontainelles
When they tip me over they better tip me well
Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Free love is a whole lot of bullshit
Hello sailor, buy you a fuck
Hello sailor, you had much more than luck
You had the US of Army on your side
And that red white and pride
Hello sailor, I mean women and men
Hello sailor, you gonna be up for it again
How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky
Was it a rush to almost die
Hello sailor
I said hello sailor
How does it feel to be back on American soil
Hearing no blood for oil
I'm a little
Here is my platform, here is my holy roller
When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out
Cause free love is whole lot of bullshit
Free love is whole lot of bullshit
Free love is whole lot of bullshit
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