Joe Rey came from Spain
Across the ocean in the frozen rain
And he loves
Point, point, pointing the finger
Joe Rey is stoned all day
With two hairdressers in a Chevrolet
For a while
I think Joe Rey's gonna linger
[Chorus:]
Joe Rey is not so pretty
I can't understand why he's so in demand
He stays out late in the city, sometimes, sometimes
Joey Rey smokes at three
Barks like a pigeon
And watches TV
He's cool, cool, cool, cooler than I am
He knows what I don't know
Got seventeen different words for snow that he signs
Signs to a deaf girl named Diane
[Chorus x 2]
Joe Rey came from Spain
Across the ocean in the frozen rain
And he loves
Point, point, pointing the finger
Joe Rey loves
Point, point, pointing the finger
[Repeat x 2]
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