Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
Out in the street
A crowd is gatherin
Pushed down by the heat of the building
They're wantin' to dance
Makin' their way up the street
A boy with a pig and a radio
Little Billy can work on the crowd
Put 'em into a trance
For the little pig Vanz
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
You're watchin' 'em dance
Not a care in the world
So Billy and Vanz get busy
They're makin' their move
The little pig knows what to do
He's silent and quick
Just like Oliver Twist
Before it's over your pocket is clear
A four legged-thief
Paid a visit on you
Vanz can't dance
But he'll steal your money
Watch him or he'll rob you blind
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