A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
Mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
Expedition further south, no
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
Hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
That's in my jockeys
Just because I'm in a two man novelty band
It doesn't mean it's all about
Poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You cant take me out to dinner
That would be quite nice
You could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
But that wont get you into pants paradise
The coin will fly because he takes you up to heaven
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice
Because I'm only one man, baby
We're only two men now, ladies
Babies.
Pretty babies.
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