Another bride Another June
Another sunny honeymoon
another season, another reason
for makin' whoopee
Alot of shoes, alot of rice
the groom is nervous he answers twice
its so killin that he's so willin'
To make whoopee
Picture a little love nest
down where the roses cling
picture the same sweet love nest
Think what a year can bring
He's washing dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
but don't forget folks thats what you get folks
for makin' whoopee
Another year or maybe less
whats this I hear? Well you can't confess
She fells neglected and he's suspected
of makin' whoopee
She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone her he doesn't write
he says he's busy but she say's "is he?"
He's makin' whoopee
He doesnt make much money
only five thousand per
some judge who thinks he's funny
says you'll pay six to her
he says now judge suppose i fail
the judge says budge right into jail
you better keep her i think it's cheaper
then makin' whoopee
you better keep her
i know it's cheaper than makin' whoopee
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