Once upon a time there were three truck drivers named Bob and Bart and Biff.
They all applied for a job to drive some frieght on a route up a narrow cliff.
The owner of the frieght came in and said, Hey, thank yall for comin out.
Now as you may have heard, this job pays well, but its nothin to joke about.
No, sir
You gotta drive on up that crazy mountain road.
I need someone I know will make it with that load.
Biff said, Im the best truck driver this world has ever seen.
And I could drive a rig within an inch of that ravine.
And I can drive for three whole days without getting any rest.
Ill be glad to demonstrate if you put me to the test.
Come on now
I can drive on up that crazy mountain road.
I tell you, I know I can make it with that load.
Bart said, Ive been known to live my life right on the edge.
And I could drive a rig with two wheels halfway off the ledge.
So put me behind that wheel and Ill show you Im on the level.
My middle name is Danger, and my last name? You guessed it
Daredevil!
I can drive on up that crazy mountain road.
I tell you, I know I can make it with that load.
Bob said, Sir, your freight deserves to get there safe and sound.
So I would drive far away from the edge each time around.
I cant compete with these two guys when it comes to takin chances.
But Ill make sure the job gets done, whatever the circumstances.
You betcha!
I will drive on up that crazy mountain road.
I guarantee you, I will make it with that load.
-acapo
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