New Math lyrics

Yeah i'd stoop to that.
sure i would.
yeah you been had.
that's how i got my job at the underwriter's lab.

you bet i sucked up.
everychance i had.
that's how i fixed it.
that's what i did.

and now my knees are spotless and my legs are crossed.
and i needn't spread them.
cause i can afford:
piety, chastity, charity, your company.