I know that last year
I asked for way too many things on my Christmas wishlist
But not this year
I'm narrowing it down, now
'Cause I know exactly what I want
And I'm only gonna ask for what I want
I know Hogwarts would be better
If that bed-wetter didn't show his face 'round anymore
But I know, I know you've been trying
Trying to make this happen
I beg of you, I plead of you, I dream for you, I scream for you
To try a little harder
Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
I don't want a Firebolt
I don't want a wand
Don't want Hermione to wake up and find Crookshanks gone
I don't want Hagrid covered in boils
I don't even want deodorant for Crabbe and Goyle
I don't want Weasley to eat his own turds
Don't want Pansy Parkinson to let me get to third
Don't want any of these things, I really don't care
I don't want a piece of peanut brittle, I don't want a pear
I don't want no Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans
Don't even want Muggles to find out what the Dark Mark means
All I'm really asking of you pretty pretty please
Is to use your evil powers to bring Harry to his knees
Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
If there's one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear, yeah!
Voldemort
There is one thing I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
Oh Voldemort
There is one thing that I want you to bring me for Christmas this year
It's to make Harry Potter disappear
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