Security Joan lyrics

Well I guess I needed a miracleIf I was gonna make my flightI had to get to gate C13And it was still way out of sightSomething in my carry on bagTipped off the x-ray machine'Cause then an angel straight from heavenAsked me to 'step behind that screen'And when I felt the wand sweep over meYou know I never felt so clean[Chorus:]Well you won't find my name on your listHoney you know I ain't no terroristConfiscate my shoes, my cellphoneYou know I love you,Security JoanI hung out at the Starbucks'til just around boarding timeThen I strolled on back to the checkpointJust one thing on my mindShe flashed that crooked smile and said'Well I believe you missed your flight'.I said 'There's been a minor change of plan,And I'll be stayin' for one more night'.I could tell from the way she looked at meEverything was gonna be all right[Chorus]Search me now!