He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks
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He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair
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He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face
April, April doom
Because then where would the poop come out of?
His mouth
Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south
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Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock
With a mouth at the end that ate the food
Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties
What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids
And, of course, beneath his chin the penis
And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there
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And Jester Wally Jew-Boy
Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill
You've had your fill of transplants, please
You wish you could change back at will, but...
Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact
I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge
April Dick
Well, he became a woman, then a man
Then a dog, then a sheep
Then a man, then a god
He had all put on his body --
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