Gareth Evans:
It's always the same
Whenever she walks by
My face is aflame
And my mouth goes dry
My pulse is racing
And my heart goes pit-a-pat
And I yearn for Cheryl Kernot, Democrat...
Kernot:
Ever since I was young
Just a little girl
I've been waitin' for someone
To show me the world
Well, he's done everything
And he's been everywhere
He's Gareth Evans, my foreign affair...
Evans:
My heart's in peril, Cheryl, surely I will fall
Kernot:
Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tremble when you call
Evans and Kernot:
But we owe it to our parties
To try and break that spell...
Kernot:
And also, aren't you married?
Evans:
Yes, I am. That as well.
You get under my skin
Like no woman before
By the beard on my chin
I swear I want more
You're an innocent soul
Idealistic and free
Baby won't you give your pref'rence to me?
Kernot:
So seductive and strong
You're a party machine
Though I know that it's wrong
I'm a little too green
Evans:
Such a lady of light
Kernot:
Such a powerful brute
Evans and Kernot:
Such a thrill to nibble on forbidden fruit...
Evans:
My heart's in peril, Cheryl, lovin' you so much
Kernot:
Heavens, Mister Evans, how I tingle at your touch
Evans and Kernot:
Equally enamoured, but differently aligned...
Evans:
And also, aren't you married?
Kernot:
Yes, I am.
Evans:
As am I.
Evans and Kernot:
Never mind!
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